Is it any wonder that she was my childhood hero?

Miss Piggy came up in conversation today at school, and it occurred to me that she’s pretty much the basis for my whole personality.

Her signature color is pink, she loves big sunglasses and feather boas, and she’s a total (if not misguided…) romantic.

She’s not above using her feminine wiles, but she also had a pretty badass judo chop that i remember her using on Gonzo a lot.

Overall, not a bad role model.

At least i can’t blame her for giving me any body image issues.

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